The 2018 Carolina Basketball Illustration Challenge, No. 1-5

In the lull of the holiday period that closed out 2017, I resolved to a few new things in the year(s) to come. One of those things was to become a better designer/illustrator. And as a UNC basketball fan who would be parked in front of the TV for most Heels games anyway, an easy way of doing get more hours in was to commit to a new UNC-related illustration every single game day. 

Just over two weeks in, the streak is alive and well. 

 Pictured: Roy Will.i.Ams on stage at Hall of Fame Coachella.

Pictured: Roy Will.i.Ams on stage at Hall of Fame Coachella.

It kicked off with the mashup of Roy Williams and Black Eyed Peas member (and noted serial plagiarizer) Will.i.Am that you see above, based purely off of the simple similarity in names. It is without a doubt one of the dumbest designs I've ever made, and simultaneously one of my favorites. Both qualities made it a perfect first stab at this ongoing design challenge.

Personal growth/skill practiced: While this one isn't the most detailed of faces, any drawing of a human expression (even if a re-interpretation from a photo) is good practice for me, having never learned or done it much as an illustrator. 

 

No. 2: Vince Cardi 

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A few days later, it was another name-inspired people mashup, this time imagining Cardi B (who was flying high off the release of the "Finesse (Remix)" video with Bruno Mars) flying through the air like UNC legend Vince Carter. Alternate title: "You can't dunk with me, if you wanted to." And if I may: the duo shares a lot more similarities than may initially meet the eye.

Personal growth/skill practiced: Because the body pose I was going off of was Vince's, the proportioning/shaping of Cardi's body — i.e. how to take Vince's physique and make it look like Cardi's — is completely freestyle. Drawing the human form is a huge hole in my repertoire so it was great to be forced to do that.

 

No. 2.5: Dilbert Davis

 Poor Hubert is just trying to save up his vacation days.

Poor Hubert is just trying to save up his vacation days.

Two games in on the design challenge and the Heels were 0-2. Morale was running low. I was running to do a recording of a trailer for the Super Empty podcast (shameless plug) and only managed to get this off, while also catching a few minutes of the Boston College game (in which BC wore quite possibly the ugliest uniforms I've ever seen).

Also, all of these are plays on words. I'm not sure why I even bother describing them that way. I did really like the idea of giving 2D Hubert a full-on comic, including casting Roy as the bumbling, empty platitude-bellowing boss from the original Dilbert strips. Alas, I ran out of time, so I didn't call this one my true #3. It was merely to be a demo. The Heels (now .500 in conference play) and I (now three designs straight) pushed deeper into the ACC slate with our dignity intact. 

Personal growth/skill practiced: How to get something turned in and live to draw another day. 

 

No. 3: Neo Pinson (The One) 

 The world you know is simply a simulation, written in code that looks oddly like argyle. 

The world you know is simply a simulation, written in code that looks oddly like argyle. 

Neo Pinson is a good pun. It's fine. It's no better or worse than Vince Cardi, or Roy Will.i.Ams, or anything else that you could probably come up with in five minutes of thinking. But Theo Pinson is no ordinary pun. As it so happens, not only does Theo Pinson have a name that rhymes with the protagonist in The Matrix's name (Neo) — but Theo Pinson WEARS NUMBER 1 and said character is referred to in the movie (and sequels) as "The One"!!! WHAT! I'll give you a few moments to unpack all that. 

Not only did Theo have a solid game on the day this was released (13 pts, 7 reb, 4 ast, 57% FG) including some clutch plays late, but UNC benefitted from an almost divinely fortuitous bounce on the game's final possession, almost as if someone, someone of a higher plane of consciousness, was manipulating reality from the inside. 

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Personal growth/skill practiced: Good practice in accepting what the Oracle has told me.

 

No. 4: The GOATs

 "Mmm. This grass tastes like championships."

"Mmm. This grass tastes like championships."

This was a notable entry — the first to not involve a pun! It seemed to go over well with folks nonetheless, but that just might be because of the big "23" that is the focal point of the design. 

The point here, if you don't mind me beating you over the head with it, is that UNC's mascot is a ram, and a popular acronym for legendary players is "GOAT," standing for Greatest Of All-Time. Goats and rams are both four-legged grazing animals with horns. There are many former UNC players widely accepted as the "GOATs" of Carolina basketball, including Tyler Hansbrough (#50), Antawn Jamison (#33), and Michael Jordan (#23). If brings me peace of mind to know that at this point, whether you are a dedicated UNC fan or a Russian diplomat with zero understanding of what basketball is, you can grasp at least generally what I was going for here. Painting the horns blue just as the horns of Rameses are painted, plus adding rings for the national champion goats (sorry, Antawn), hopefully drove the point home further. 

Personal growth/skill practiced: I'm bad at sneakers. Any illo that forces me to draw shoes (even if I then copy/paste that shoe 8 times, as I did here) is good practice for me. This is the Air Jordan I I was going for

 

No. 5: Keeping Up With The Feltons

 "Oh my god! Did you see Raymond changed teams again!??" 

"Oh my god! Did you see Raymond changed teams again!??" 

It's 2018 in America, and we can't stop talking about the Feltons. Like, is there a team Raymond hasn't played for in the NBA at this point? And what's up with Jalek — where did his minutes go? Did Roy like, totally forget about that dunk against Stanford? Ray and J may not always see eye to eye, but one thing's for sure: family comes first. New episodes streaming now. Season 2 already in production. 

Personal growth/skill practiced: Human faces, in this case x2. I'm amazed at how Ray came out, but 1) I think he has a very distinct look, and 2) the angle of his head helps. I don't think Jalek was quite ready to leave my hard drive, but such is the nature of the 2018 Carolina Basketball Illustration Challenge 2018. Gotta get your shot up before the buzzer.

So far, six designs in, I have. We'll see how long I can keep it up.